> One Server to rule them all, One Server to find them,  
> One Server to bring them all and in the outage bind them

You, Sauron, forged this One Server, in the Darkness of <strike>Mount Doom</strike> your Datacenter in a desire to rule All applications.  
Hopefully the Fellowship of Devops did unite to tell you:


[![Gandalf - You shall PAAS][1]][1]

After a long fight, <strike>Frodo</strike> the Chaos Monkey has been able to melt your One Server and bring freedom to all applications, driving you to the way of reproducible Servers at the same time.



  [1]: https://i.sstatic.net/OAT4s.jpg